- Me: Argh! I can't decide if I should order a cheeseburger, buffalo wings, or both.
- Wife: There are worse problems
- Wife: In fact, pretty much EVERY other problem
I think my office changed our peanut provider, so the peanut butter that comes out of our grinder tastes a little different. Not bad, just different, and I can’t deal with it. I have to have cereal instead.
The battery is dead in both my Android phone and in my iPad, my wife is using the laptop, and my kids are on the family room computer, so in order to post this, I have to walk up stairs. #FML
Is that I’ve been eating too much candy
I can’t decide if I want delicious toast easily accessible enough to warrant buying a toaster & having it take up space on the already cluttered counter.