seems like the *real* first world problems are hella racism, Islamophobia, and climate change denialism.
OK folks, we’ve got some work to do.
you know this is a total first world problem but it really fucks me up when I go into like a grocery store or a coffee shop with ready meals and decide “hey I want something healthy. Fruits and veggies and vegan proteins are great!” and then I see one in the corner that’s all colors of the rainbow looking super enticing with the label “superfood salad” or something and I’m like “ok cool!”
and somehow
it always ends up being the gnarliest fucking concoction I mean really, who decides to take some lovely fresh kale and sweet cheese and carrots and fruit chunks and grains, mix em all up with a refreshing vinaigrette, and then go “oh you know what this needs?”…… “a visibly undetectable yet completely overpowering coating of spicy mustard!”
??????
what sort of tacky misguided fusion cuisine hellscape are you from bro
That situation when you have to learn for school but there’s a fanfic waiting for you
That thing when there’s a tumblr you really like and glad you’re following but damn son you post a shit ton get that off my dash already.
It was the first time she was cleaning my house.
Sometimes i have to repeat myself two or three times before I’m understood by the magical robot in my kitchen which controls the music and tells me the weather and reads the news to me and controls the lights in my house.
