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Jun
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benjaminstein:

For future reference, the easiest solution to a raccoon stuck in the hood of your car is to convince your sister to marry a man who carries a Leatherman.

May
26th
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  • Me: Do you want to order sushi?
  • Her: Nah, I just had sushi for lunch.
May
24th
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lolsofunny:

i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over 

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May
14th
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Apr
22nd
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sgtpepper901:

My puppy is fucking adorable but he’s also a fucking peice of shit, you feel me? 

Apr
21st
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Apr
20th
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I can’t even.

Apr
17th
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  • Me: Argh! I can't decide if I should order a cheeseburger, buffalo wings, or both.
  • Wife: There are worse problems
  • Wife: In fact, pretty much EVERY other problem
Apr
13th
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Mar
13th
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I think my office changed our peanut provider, so the peanut butter that comes out of our grinder tastes a little different.  Not bad, just different, and I can’t deal with it.  I have to have cereal instead.