May
28th
Mon
28th
via reddit
May
22nd
Tue
22nd
:(
I don’t know what this means, and I’m too lazy to transcribe it into google translate
:(
Apr
20th
Fri
20th
I can’t do my washing because I don’t have enough change so I have to go out and buy more clothes.
I feel like I should get up and smoke a bowl before work since it’s 4/20, but I also wanna sleep for 10 more minutes.
Apr
9th
Mon
9th
My wife put something up on tumblr which I want to like. But when I try to <heart> it, tumblr tells me it’s having technical difficulties and to try back later. If I don’t like it before I get home, I’m in so much trouble!
Apr
6th
Fri
6th
Oreos Keep Getting Smaller..and I’m Pissed.
I remember the days when I couldn’t fit an oreo inside a tall glass of milk to dunk it. I know it’s totally a first world problem but I don’t care. Give me back the Oreos I remember from my childhood!
Reblogging ENTIRELY due to the caption on that amazing picture.
I have multiple twitter accounts, and some of them are following the same people. So I have to read any given one of @robdelaney’s poop jokes like, three times a day.
Apr
2nd
Mon
2nd
Mar
29th
Thu
29th
Two Problems
Two problems:
1) I have a Sony E-Reader, which I use primarily for reading books when I’m (if you’ll excuse the graphic nature of this information) on the toilet at work. The act of sitting down and up causes some static charge to build up on my body, and when I put the device down on the toilet paper holder (which happens to be made of metal) so I can buckle my pants , it sometimes results in a small static shock to travel between the metal of the holder, and my device.
When the device is on, this sometimes causes a problem because the book freezes and will refuse to turn pages or even turn off. In order to reset the device, I need to actually plug it back into a computer (which works for some reason, even when the reset switch doesn’t).
I could prevent this from happening by turning off the device before I set it on the TP holder, but that means that I would have to stop reading during the pants buckling period. And that seems like a supremely inefficient use of my time.
2) I have a Sony E-Reader
