February 2012
2 posts
very-untitled:
That moment when you put too much food in your mouth and you have to use your fingers to pack it all in there.
(a) this made me laugh
(b) The FWP in this post is actually the aggravating fact that in my head I inserted the word ‘awkward’ in between ‘that’ and ‘moment.’ Such an annoying meme.
January 2012
4 posts
New chair is so comfortable
I want to play Skyrim, but the Xbox is too far away and there’s another game in there now. Looks like I’m playing CoD instead.
December 2011
7 posts
Like I should be ringing a bell before I walk in
I didn’t eat breakfast, and so I’m super hungry. So I want to go get a salad at one of the lunch places near my office. BUT, it’s not yet noon, and whenever I go into a lunch place before noon, I’m treated like a pariah.
Stupid Flash
Flash video widgets on webpages I visit always take ownership of the active components. So when I <CTRL>-L to have the focus jump to the URL input bar, it doesn’t work. I have to actually take my fingers off home row, and move them down to the track pad. It’s the worst.
First world problem
lycorine:
I put to much syrup in my pancakes
November 2011
5 posts
The Best Explanation: The ultimate first world... →
for-another-world:
my life is so hard.
We had a turkey failure, and because there are SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE here, we’re making 3 turkeys (and 2 hams) and so only one turkey is done so we cant eat until there are at least two but i’m hungry NOW and fucking CRYING because thanksgiving dinner is fucking LEGIT in our…
I didn’t want to inundate you all with dozens of ‘oh my life...
So the fact I can't play Skyrim is making me cry.
steampunkjedi:
Like, legitimate tears. A lot of tears. Weeping.
Either this is a first world problem or I’m crazy. Or maybe both.
I want to trade in my stupid ass Wii and my Wii games to Gamestop or something and get an Xbox 360. I don’t give a shit if it’s an old blocky one, I don’t care if it’s made of out of fucking cardboard. Just gimme that shit and a copy of Skyrim and I’m good to go.
...
Oh tumblr...
iswagitout:
I havnt been on in forever. If there is anyone who actually pays attention to my blog im sorry. I got a job! Its pretty cool “Master Food Orderer” at Wendys, AKA Cashier.
I got a problem. I get paid on friday. By then Skyrim and MW3 will be out but, Assassins Creed Comes out like a week later. Wtf am i supposed to do? Theres on way i can blow $180 on video games. I need Help...
Exhausting
I don’t have the time or the energy to clean out the compartment of the robot that cleans my floors.
October 2011
9 posts
That awkward moment when you forget to choose...
4 tags
If I download SD episodes, it'll take less time.
raggirare:
BUT I LOVE MY HDS.
“My newspaper delivery person keeps wrapping my paper in a NY Post bag and leaves...”
– A friend of mine
2 tags
3 tags
Firstworldproblem.
kathryncruzship:
Having to sit with a semi-friend on the bus, lol. It’s just awkward written alllll over it, ‘cause I mean you’re not strangers so silence is a no no but you’re not super tight like an asian vagina, so you feel obligated to talk to them, no matter how shitty the conversation is.
Rebogging primarily because of the use of the phrase “super tight like an asian vagina”...
September 2011
2 posts
“My laptop screen is so glossy that I can see myself masturbating”
– I <3 reddit
August 2011
2 posts
Ever since I got a copy of the latest Game of Thrones novel on my iPad, I’ve been falling behind on my Words with Friends games. Was causing me so much stress that I literally had to make a conscious effort this morning to leave the iPad home, so I wouldn’t be so conflicted during my bathroom time.
July 2011
2 posts
so you know how the government here shut down
aterriblehappiness:
well my 21st birthday is coming up and i can’t renew my license.
SOME BARS DONT ACCEPT EXPIRED LICENSES
D:!!!
First World Problem:
fknvictorious:
I left the remote on the other couch and can’t be bothered getting out of my blanket to get it.
This is a definite FWP winner. Potential solutions are:
Purchasing a snuggie
Wait until someone comes into the room, and ask them to change the channel
Buying more remotes
Getting fewer couches
June 2011
5 posts
“The introduction to this article states “The series has been cited as an...”
– Talk:Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This isn’t a first world problem, per se. It’s more of a “First World Discussion Topic.”
“The automatic flush activated too fast when I stood up, so I didn’t get to look...”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
do i go with a slightly used trumpet on ebay for...
boomin-system:
my struggles
January 2011
1 post
“She dropped her Kindle into the foot tub when she nodded off during her...”
– Overheard Conversation, First World Problem (via moxiemezcal)
October 2010
2 posts
My salad
I am SO angry that my salad wasn’t chopped well. You can’t imagine the size of my cucumbers - they’re as big as gumballs! Such bullshit.
September 2010
3 posts
Dear Random Person,
cathairtumbleweeds:
Who just mis-dialed my cellphone number causing me to have to PAUSE my Itunes and walk ALL OF TWO FEET to my cellphone only to find that it was a wrong number?
Don’t you know that I AM THE LAZIEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE??? Do you see the horrendous inconvenience you have thrust upon me?
Heh. Thrust.
“When you ask for an iced coffee and they simply make a hot coffee and pour it...”
– First World Beverage Problems by Joslyn Hamilton, Vanessa Fiola, and Leslie Munday (via fenchurch)
July 2010
3 posts
1 tag
tonblr:
My $600 smartphone drops calls when I hold it.
Sir, if you’re going to post things like this, please tag it #firstworldproblems or otherwise mention that it’s link bait, so I don’t have to wonder.
Something for therealfirstworldproblems.tumblr.com
hugehuge:
Unrequitable tumblr crushes.
Done. I will note that for some reason, these are in a separate class from unrequitable Facebook stalks. From a distance they look the same, but the Facebook action just seems way more creepy. Maybe it’s due to the distance between people in the social graph. Or maybe it’s because I use tumblr but don’t really facebook.
June 2010
1 post
Sometimes I wish there were hearts at the bottom...
toosweet4rockandroll:
Because longer posts require me to scroll back up in order to heart them.
(I know I’m lazy.)
May 2010
1 post
UGH
darrenwhelan:
Doing internet things requires hands. Eating ice cream requires hands.
CANT DO BOTH
March 2010
1 post
I want eggs
greengrey:
But I don’t want to clean a pan.