April 2012
6 posts
I can’t do my washing because I don’t have enough change so I have to go out and...
– http://christopherjamesshaw.tumblr.com/
I feel like I should get up and smoke a bowl before work since it’s 4/20,...
– https://twitter.com/effingboring/status/193402157771403264
My wife put something up on tumblr which I want to like. But when I try to <heart> it, tumblr tells me it’s having technical difficulties and to try back later. If I don’t like it before I get home, I’m in so much trouble!
Oreos Keep Getting Smaller..and I'm Pissed.
cumber1137:
I remember the days when I couldn’t fit an oreo inside a tall glass of milk to dunk it. I know it’s totally a first world problem but I don’t care. Give me back the Oreos I remember from my childhood!
Reblogging ENTIRELY due to the caption on that amazing picture.
Twitter
I have multiple twitter accounts, and some of them are following the same people. So I have to read any given one of @robdelaney’s poop jokes like, three times a day.